***flamingos and videos***

flamingos can form themselves into flamingo shaped gatherings in order to warn other birds of what they are. doesnt that blow your fucking mind? like flamingos are aware of what they look like. or maybe the flamingos that survived are the ones that just happened to be able to form themselves into flamingo shaped gatherings that ward away other birds and thus accidently select themselves for survival over the next lot of flamingos that happened to form themselves into the shape of a giant prawn thus advertising the location of tasty filter feeding food

i’ve learnt a lot about animals in the last day or so. giant centipedes can mix up most living things. if you dont believe me do a search on youstube. the japanese bet on what will survive out of a giant centipede and say, a small mammal. those giant centipedes are vicious aswell. one bite on the solar plexus and you wont be able to smell or taste anything for 2 days. grimey. but not to fear because anything that human beings fear, we kill in large numbers. scorpions kill 5 thousand people every year but we kill millions of them back. its good to know we are approaching the era of solitude in style

me and rob harvey are vibing on a ragga beat that magic seems to have turned into a 70′s tv show by way of mysterious rhodes and prophet synthesizer. i stole some lyrics from a seth godin blog and then left the studio to update my ipad to 4.2. it seems to have died though. the bar is stuck. you may never hear from me again if it doesnt turn on as im writing this from my next door neighbours computer. i meant to celebrate the recording of the video to my single yesterday but i was so tired that i ate 3 rich tea biscuits and fell asleep to the sound of gunfire (bad company battlefield this time- call of duty seems to have fallen out of favour due to 12 year olds that camp out and kill wherever you spawn)

i am partying for the rest of the week though to celebrate the recording of my new video for ‘going through hull’. the mazagines seem to think the song is called ‘going through hell’ but i was being more locationally specific

my ipad just woke up. goodbye