a right royal nuclear knees up

You know how they like to leak bad news out at times when the press is busy occupied by something else?  You know 9/11 you drop a load of new tax laws or something and no one notices?  Well tell me, is it a coincidence that today, on the day the date for the royal wedding is announced, and we are given an extra bank holiday that on this very day, Kim Jong Il decides to unleash his furious rockets down on Western Society?

No fucking way. This is not by chance.

He thinks he’s gonna get away with it and no one’s going to notice the nuclear holocaust raining down on all of us, as we will be too enchanted by the eternal question of just what Kate’s dress will look like.  Well not me, i’m watching you four eyes.