welcome to the mowo’s

Hello and welcome to the mowo’s. This will be a new award show taking place next year to celebrate music of white origin. The awards will be open to music of all levels of mediocrity, lacking in rhythm, soul and passion. While it will be primarily the playlist of Nick Griffin it will not just be a sea of white faces like the crowd at the MOBO’s, oh no, black artists with as little heart and integrity as JLS and Alexandra Burke will be welcomed with open arms.

Music of white origin, completely lacking in authenticity, is still being created today in the very boardrooms of major record labels. We seek to celebrate this dying art as they extract the last drop of blood from the dying beast that is commercial music. Let’s all go dad dancing to your favourite music without attitude.

Respect to Green, the blackest white person on the black awards.